lottery prank gone bad

lottery prank gone bad

These comic about life issues keep coming.

Ever had one of those fun questions about life? Then please read on.

When it comes to grace questions and thoughts about life, every time I think I've seen them all I think I've never seen before or reach more than mine. The following are some who have found or written, however, know that there are more, because that's, well … life. Therefore, if you find fun in reading these questions and thoughts about life make you smile, move along. All right, let aa go!

funny questions – Group 1 Why Hawaiian pizza also contain Canadian Bacon? Grape Nuts cereal. No grapes – no nuts. Huh? What is the difference between ordinary tomato sauce and tomato sauce luxury? Do Dutch people always split the account? If you use Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread, do you have to use Heavenly Ham?

Wacky questions about life – Group 2 Is there ever a day that mattresses are not for sale? They make bulletproof vests, why not bullet-proof pants? Why oriental rug shops always goes bankrupt? Is there a difference between partly cloudy and sunny, partly?

Slightly amusing questions about life – Group 3 If you only need one game to start a forest fire, why the hell do not take me a whole box of matches and a can of lighter fluid to light the grill? When ships peanuts Styrofoam, what do you package? How do you know when pickles and sour cream has gone bad?

Crazy questions about life – Group 4 How do you know when you need to tune your bagpipes? Allstate Insurance has a disclaimer that says: not available in all states. What? If the main character Donkey Kong is a monkey, why is not called Monkey Kong? Why is the word lisp has an "s" in it?

Questions about life – Group 5 How is that you never read the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"? The next time someone says, "Now that I've seen it all" I wonder if you've ever seen a UPS truck parked in a parking lot. Has anyone actually seen a Jolly Rancher? If you get a patch of sparkling mineral water, how removed?

Funny questions about life – Group 6 Does anyone (other than Donald Trump's wife) ever been fooled by a comb over? Is it really possible to change the direction of a bowling ball shaking hands? There are older people, so why no junior citizens?

Humor Questions about life – Group 7 They say laughter is the best medicine – so he got the phrase, "I died of laughter? Why do doctors leave the room when your dress? After all, I have seen him naked. What is wrong with America? They have only two choices for president, but fifty Miss America. Any reason to nail the lid of a coffin? When the butterflies are upset or nervous, what they receive in their stomachs?

Humor Questions about life – Group 8 Where to put price stickers nonstick pans? If called lipstick, why is he always trying to be? When sing, "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" are already there. Why? Whose idea was it to make the word abbreviation so long?

Yes these are just some of the questions about life comic dealing with men – and women's souls. And there are a lot more fun questions about life, not listed in this list. Some of them come to me during the course of a day. For example, why that every bottle of shampoo, lather, rinse, repeat? Sorry, I forget my head completely the first time or just want to sell more shampoo? If you have any questions or consider fun of life to yourself, do not hesitate to send along and thanks to lose a few minutes of your life thinking about these issues fun of life. Now go out and do something good. How to find out what people in China call their plates of good quality.

Hal Eisenberg is a freelance writer and author. He is also the proud co-owner of kiddiekort.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can reach him at http://funny-questions.blogspot.com

Am I in trouble for prank call?

yesturday me and my co-worker, found a lottery ticket with a name and number ladies in it. As a joke my friend used the phone and this lady called by dialing * 67 and then the number. The conversation was not bad do not curse or threatened in any way the lady said she found the number and hung up. then 3 hours later get a call from this lady saying that she knows my name, address, and that she would tell the police. She lives in Florida, so I'm a little worried. Am I in trouble? What do I do? I was terrified that he found my number.

I do not know bout where you live, but where I live the cops are busy doing waaaay most important things to come after me for a prank call is not malicious, and lets just say for a moment you into trouble. Do you know how great of a history "of being arrested for hoax call is" trust me, jokingly call it a win-win