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Is this one a murderer?

Three dead bodies turn up in the morgue, all with very big smiles on their faces. The judge called the police to tell them what happened. Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body: A Frenchman, 72, died of cardiac arrest while was with her lover. Hence the enormous smile. "" Second body: the Irish, 25, won a thousand dollars in the lottery, spent all the whiskey. He died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile. The Inspector asked, "What about the third body?" "Ah," says doctor coroner, "This is the most unusual. Danny Earl, the Redneck from Arkansas, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" Asks the inspector. Ahhhhh yes, ….. so he thought he was having his picture taken. "

Hahahahahahahaha! LOL! The Irishman was fun! It made me laugh = D But some general rofl ….! Star from me ^ 0 ^

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